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Solving the Gun Control Problem in Five Easy Steps

We in America make everything WAY too complicated.  Here at Bestbathroombooks we solve almost any problem in minutes.  Here’s the Gun Control Problem solved.  You can thank us later when you’re still alive. Number one: Identify the smallest penises.  These … Continue reading

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Genital Gymnastics

I think it’s safe to say that the typical thirteen-year-old American has seen more genitalia than a Bangkok bidet.  America, Land of the Free Internet, produces more porn, both professional and amateur, than any other country in the world. Yes, … Continue reading

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Your Legacy

Here’s what happens: Your sperm, the fastest swimmer in the bunch, finds your egg. And now, lo and behold, you’re reading this.  You won the lottery.  You did.  You start piling up all the stuff that makes you you.  You … Continue reading

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Foto Friday-Butts, Bellies and a Beautiful Bay

Yep, I work for a living.  I had four calls in San Francisco at the International Terminal yesterday.  I started off at SFO (logistical nightmare) and got the guys unloaded and working.  Terrazzo restoration this time if you care. Next … Continue reading

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I only have Half a Dome

Check out my Award-Winning Film entitled, “Why Les at Bestbathroombooks will never work at the Discover Channel.”  It’s right behind Goyte’s “Someone that I used to know” as the video most likely to cause motion-sickness. It’s only 30 seconds! ‘Smores! … Continue reading

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The Anal Post

  As everyone knows, having a blog supported by WordPress requires that you write at least one post with the word “anal” in it.  This is because WordPress, the company that supports all of our blogs, fills their executive chairs … Continue reading

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Fake Smiles

Yeah, this is about fake smiles. Fake smiles weren’t always a problem.  Before cameras, the only time we had to fake smile was when the King or Lord or abusive parent came around and told us how great our bowl … Continue reading

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