Tag Archives: funny

Solving the Gun Control Problem in Five Easy Steps

Posted on January 6, 2013 by bestbathroombooks

We in America make everything WAY too complicated.  Here at Bestbathroombooks we solve almost any problem in minutes.  Here’s the Gun Control Problem solved.  You can thank us later when you’re still alive. Number one: Identify the smallest penises.  These … Continue reading →

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Genital Gymnastics

Posted on June 6, 2012 by bestbathroombooks

I think it’s safe to say that the typical thirteen-year-old American has seen more genitalia than a Bangkok bidet.  America, Land of the Free Internet, produces more porn, both professional and amateur, than any other country in the world. Yes, … Continue reading →

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Your Legacy

Posted on May 25, 2012 by bestbathroombooks

Here’s what happens: Your sperm, the fastest swimmer in the bunch, finds your egg. And now, lo and behold, you’re reading this.  You won the lottery.  You did.  You start piling up all the stuff that makes you you.  You … Continue reading →

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Foto Friday-Butts, Bellies and a Beautiful Bay

Posted on May 18, 2012 by bestbathroombooks

Yep, I work for a living.  I had four calls in San Francisco at the International Terminal yesterday.  I started off at SFO (logistical nightmare) and got the guys unloaded and working.  Terrazzo restoration this time if you care. Next … Continue reading →

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GB Gents Get Jiggy

Posted on May 7, 2012 by bestbathroombooks

Yeah, we recorded this video and we’re playing around the Bay Area like two bitches slapped around like the Whipping Posts we are.  Enjoy!  

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The Anal Post

Posted on May 4, 2012 by bestbathroombooks

As everyone knows, having a blog supported by WordPress requires that you write at least one post with the word “anal” in it.  This is because WordPress, the company that supports all of our blogs, fills their executive chairs with … Continue reading →

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Fake Smiles

Posted on April 5, 2012 by bestbathroombooks

Yeah, this is about fake smiles. Fake smiles weren’t always a problem.  Before cameras, the only time we had to fake smile was when the King or Lord or abusive parent came around and told us how great our bowl … Continue reading →

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Let’s Give Hitler a Break

Posted on April 3, 2012 by bestbathroombooks

I saw Hitler again today.  Not the Hitler, but a Hitler.  I guess I’m a little sensitive about this, and I’m not sure why.  I think it has something to do with the fact that my father was captured by … Continue reading →

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Foto Friday in Fifteen Seconds and GB Gents!

Posted on March 30, 2012 by bestbathroombooks

It’s Foto Friday! Here’s the picture of the week and 10 reasons it’s SUPER IRONICAL! 1) The telephone pole has a sign on it that says: Please don’t text and drive. 2) The person driving was texting her boyfriend that she … Continue reading →

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Female Orgasm-Bring a Flashlight

Posted on March 28, 2012 by bestbathroombooks

Hey Guys.  Yeah, I’m talking to you.  I can do this because I’m not a woman, so I can’t be accused of cutting off your testicles.  Remember out on the schoolyard, there was that kid who was always bragging about how … Continue reading →

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