For those of you who don’t know, I recently took some time off from blogging to work on my second book with partner and artist Joe Mielke. Don’t get me wrong–as the Founding Father’s rightly pointed out in the Declaration of Independence, blogging is our right and we should fight to the death for our right to talk about ourselves and bore the living shit out of everyone with tedious daily recounts of our own personal interests, especially if they include recipes and the book we’re reading right this very second! I really loved blogging as you can tell by my posts Blogging Tips!, and Demotivational Posters for Bloggers. But because blogging is in my blood, I decided to “cut my wrists” and let that blood flow into the new book, the cover of which you see above. This book is a cynical look at everything that is fake in good ol’ America, and there’s a wealth of material here Kids!
So please feel free to read my one hundred posts and comment about what an a-hole I am or agree that we are insignificant but slightly amusing Blinks of the Cosmic Eye. I will return pushing the new book Fake Stuff! And Why You Like It and try to further my stature in the publishing world with quality products that exploit buff gay eighty-year-old farmers on the moon. That is some good Fake Stuff!
Soon (2019) we will begin the FAKE THINGS, not FAKE NEWS podcast. Meanwhile