Tag Archives: humor

Solving the Gun Control Problem in Five Easy Steps

Posted on January 6, 2013 by bestbathroombooks

We in America make everything WAY too complicated.  Here at Bestbathroombooks we solve almost any problem in minutes.  Here’s the Gun Control Problem solved.  You can thank us later when you’re still alive. Number one: Identify the smallest penises.  These … Continue reading →

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The End of Real Things and the Beginning of Fake Stuff!

Posted on June 8, 2012 by bestbathroombooks

For those of you who don’t know, I recently took some time off from blogging to work on my second book with partner and artist Joe Mielke.  Don’t get me wrong–as the Founding Father’s rightly pointed out in the Declaration … Continue reading →

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Genital Gymnastics

Posted on June 6, 2012 by bestbathroombooks

I think it’s safe to say that the typical thirteen-year-old American has seen more genitalia than a Bangkok bidet.  America, Land of the Free Internet, produces more porn, both professional and amateur, than any other country in the world. Yes, … Continue reading →

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How Racist is this?

Posted on May 29, 2012 by bestbathroombooks

Good news:  President Obama brings lots of people together in America Bad news:  Lots of them are racists We like to think we’re a colorblind society.  The people who claim to be colorblind are always white, and typically blame people … Continue reading →

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Your Legacy

Posted on May 25, 2012 by bestbathroombooks

Here’s what happens: Your sperm, the fastest swimmer in the bunch, finds your egg. And now, lo and behold, you’re reading this.  You won the lottery.  You did.  You start piling up all the stuff that makes you you.  You … Continue reading →

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Modicum Scroticum-Getting an Angle on your Writing

Posted on May 23, 2012 by bestbathroombooks

The ability to write something is not that difficult for most of us.  If you read this blog at all, you know that the distinguishing factor is whether what you write is any good.  For those of us who attempt … Continue reading →

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Demotivational Posters for Bloggers! from Bestbathroombooks

Posted on May 20, 2012 by bestbathroombooks

As most of you know, besides my incredibly successful blog bestbathroombooks, I work for WordPress.  They hire me from time to time to show other bloggers that writing a blog is easy, fun and not a complete waste of their … Continue reading →

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Foto Friday-Butts, Bellies and a Beautiful Bay

Posted on May 18, 2012 by bestbathroombooks

Yep, I work for a living.  I had four calls in San Francisco at the International Terminal yesterday.  I started off at SFO (logistical nightmare) and got the guys unloaded and working.  Terrazzo restoration this time if you care. Next … Continue reading →

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Hey Vagina!

Posted on May 16, 2012 by bestbathroombooks

I spoke with my female editors and we came up with this title.  We considered:  Hey, Vagina! but decided to leave the comma out.  We had a long argument about whether or not to keep the comma.  We thought the … Continue reading →

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BBQ Sauce or Blood?

Posted on May 14, 2012 by bestbathroombooks

I just recorded this at NPR studios in SF on Friday.  It’s an example of two styles of writing.  I wrote a blogpost entitled “Hey Crazy Gun Nut Dude!” on this blog in bestbathroombooks style.  Then I wrote this piece … Continue reading →

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