Monthly Archives: December 2011

Touching Junk on Foto Friday

Posted on December 31, 2011 by bestbathroombooks

No, this is not the dusty keepsake you find in Grandma’s attic.  This is, after all, Foto Friday (see how the Fs compliment eachother?) I was in San Francisco working on Wednesday when I came upon this sign.  Well, I … Continue reading →

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‘Roid Rage (The Other Kind)

Posted on December 28, 2011 by bestbathroombooks

If you believe in God, then you have to think She has a sense of humor.  The proof is in the hemorrhoids. As a person who is motivated by a deep sense of responsibility to talk about things no one … Continue reading →

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Ten Super Logical Holiday Observations

Posted on December 25, 2011 by bestbathroombooks

I notice that songs of Christmas are played repetitively to the point where I am overly familiar with them. I observe that, when shopping, I am slightly motivated by feelings of obligation. When someone says, “Happy Holidays”, I notice I … Continue reading →

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Orgasms for Everyone!

Posted on December 23, 2011 by bestbathroombooks

When we were kids, we learned about nouns.  Nouns are things.  An orgasm is a thing that insurance companies like to call an intangible.  It’s nothing you can put in a cardboard box, but it’s important, like having the peace … Continue reading →

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Tinkerbell Syndrome Survivors

Posted on December 19, 2011 by bestbathroombooks

Les:  “Can’t we raise money for a more glamorous cancer?  Like breast cancer?” Joe:  “No, you signed on to do Toiletry from A to Z for the colon, so for a good year or two, everyone is going to ask you ‘How’s … Continue reading →

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Words Suck! (A Writing Exercise)

Posted on December 17, 2011 by bestbathroombooks

      If actual experience were the Empire State Building, words are the dirt that collects on the pinnacle of the flashing red globe at the top.    Yep!   Words suck!   A nineteen-year- old dies in Afghanistan!  … Continue reading →

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Sex for Money (Photos)

Posted on December 14, 2011 by bestbathroombooks

You know how you’re looking on youtube and you see a picture of boobs so you click on the pic and it has nothing to do with the picture? (Women, please replace “boobs” with “Target Gift Certificate”) Well, this isn’t … Continue reading →

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Things We Stick Up There

Posted on December 11, 2011 by bestbathroombooks

You know I love humans.  But not everyone does.  I have a friend whose (ex) wife is a vegan.  She does not like people.  To her, people are evil (except for other vegans).  She likes animals, because they don’t kill … Continue reading →

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When Sublime Was

Posted on December 8, 2011 by bestbathroombooks

There was a time before SmartPhones and Ipads and Starbucks filled with bloggers— a simpler, gentler world.  That was the 90s.  Here’s what we used to do with our free time: Les http://www.bestbathroombooks.com   PS Thanks Lez

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Is Heidi Montag the Sharpest Tool?

Posted on December 5, 2011 by bestbathroombooks

 You’re alright.  You’re solid on the fact that you’re not perfect.  If we’re talking about the sharpest tool in the shed, you’re not. The sharpest tool is always the one that cuts off someone’s hand.  You’re like, I don’t know, … Continue reading →

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