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The Anal Post
As everyone knows, having a blog supported by WordPress requires that you write at least one post with the word “anal” in it. This is because WordPress, the company that supports all of our blogs, fills their executive chairs with … Continue reading
Posted in Kinda Funny
Tagged anal retentive, funny, humor, parenting, rectal thermometer, Starbucks, Writing
18 Comments
Nudity Rules
Here’s something that they never teach you in school: How are you supposed to act with a naked person around? My mom was, I think, a normal Mom. Every once in awhile I saw her breasts or her naked ass. … Continue reading
Posted in humor
Tagged baby venom, humor, nakedness, nudity, parenting, penises, private parts
25 Comments
Laughing in Technicolor
I bring up vomiting because many people have vomited in the first few hours of the New Year, and to them I say: “Happy New Year! Isn’t it starting off great?” One of my New Year’s resolutions is not to … Continue reading
Posted in Kinda Funny
Tagged bodily funcions, funny, humor, mentos, new year's resolutions, parenting, vomit
25 Comments
When Sublime Was
There was a time before SmartPhones and Ipads and Starbucks filled with bloggers— a simpler, gentler world. That was the 90s. Here’s what we used to do with our free time: Les http://www.bestbathroombooks.com PS Thanks Lez
Posted in Kinda Funny
Tagged 1990s, family, gentler, handshake, Jason and Les, parenting, Starbucks, Sublime
18 Comments
Exactly Two Minutes
No, this is not the story of my sex life. This is an NPR Perspectives I did about the Age of the Screen. It aired this morning on the West Coast. I’ve done a couple of them for NPR before, but what … Continue reading
Posted in Kinda Funny, Not to Laugh at
Tagged culture, media, opinion, parenting, philosophy, Steve Jobs, technology, Writing
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Bumper Stickers I Hate
I just saw this yesterday in the window of the car in front of me. I was stuck in traffic because someone in a red car decided that it would be fun to try to pass an eighteen-wheeler on the left … Continue reading
Posted in Pretty funny
Tagged bumper stickers, driving, funny, humor, lifestyle, parenting, Writing
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The Best Piece of Advice I Ever Gave my Kids
As a parent, many of us wonder if we’re doing the right thing. As someone with two successful children, I thought I’d share my advice for those of you bringing up the little crumb snatchers. A brief background about my … Continue reading
Posted in Kinda Funny
Tagged advice, funny, humor, love, motivation, parenting, tony soprano
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