This is my Frequently-Asked Questions page, or more accurately, softballs I am lobbing to myself so that I can appear charming and worthy of my readership.
Q: Why do you write a blog?
A: Because to chisel a blog in stone takes so much longer. (See, this is an example of the stuff I like, which is wordplay with a pinch of smart-ass).
Q: Why does it seem you have a certain “attitude” aka “asshole-tone” to your blogs?
A: Thank you for putting that so delicately. I think in the Blog World we can have a bit of an attitude and it makes for fun reading. This is not how I talk to people most of the time if I want to keep the hot coffee out of my face.
Q: What’s this publishing company thing all about?
A: I have a book out with a co-writer and several projects coming out next year. We don’t sell on Amazon and have recently scored some independent bookseller action. The independents really like Toiletry from A to Z (www.bestbathroombooks.com) and hate Amazon, and REALLY like us, because we’re smart and handsome. We’re also working on another project with artist John Seabury of Psycotic Pineapple fame.
Q: Can you keep your answers a little shorter? I don’t have all fu*king day to read about you.
A: Of course. I’m sorry.
Q: Lastly, what do you hope to accomplish by writing this blog?
A: I’m hoping that somehow, if the stars align and everything is right in the world, I can inspire everyone everywhere to turn off their laptops and go outside and feel the sunshine warm their upturned faces.
Q: Good luck, Buddy.
A: Is that a question?
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