Category Archives: humor

The End of Real Things and the Beginning of Fake Stuff!

For those of you who don’t know, I recently took some time off from blogging to work on my second book with partner and artist Joe Mielke.  Don’t get me wrong–as the Founding Father’s rightly pointed out in the Declaration … Continue reading

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Genital Gymnastics

I think it’s safe to say that the typical thirteen-year-old American has seen more genitalia than a Bangkok bidet.  America, Land of the Free Internet, produces more porn, both professional and amateur, than any other country in the world. Yes, … Continue reading

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How Racist is this?

Good news:  President Obama brings lots of people together in America Bad news:  Lots of them are racists We like to think we’re a colorblind society.  The people who claim to be colorblind are always white, and typically blame people … Continue reading

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Modicum Scroticum-Getting an Angle on your Writing

The ability to write something is not that difficult for most of us.  If you read this blog at all, you know that the distinguishing factor is whether what you write is any good.  For those of us who attempt … Continue reading

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Don’t Let your Sun Go Down on Me

I looked outside today.  It was a writer’s worst nightmare. It was a beautiful day.  The sun was shining.  Birds were chirping.  Bees were buzzing around and not stinging my penis (I often write naked). When I first started this … Continue reading

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How to Have Amazing Sex Every Day

People often come up to me on the street and say, “Wow!  You’re amazing! What’s your secret?” Well, I’m going to tell you.  It’s really simpler than you think.  I have Amazing Sex Every Day!  Just heed these ten simple … Continue reading

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Fake Smiles

Yeah, this is about fake smiles. Fake smiles weren’t always a problem.  Before cameras, the only time we had to fake smile was when the King or Lord or abusive parent came around and told us how great our bowl … Continue reading

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