Junk Food Homoeroticism

Junk food and sex are a perfect combination.  I nominate this commercial as the Best Junk Food/Overt Sexual Commerical of all Time.

As we all know, the best story is a love story. Here’s one that follows the simple Shakespearean formula:
Boy meets Girl
Boy loses Girl to Corndog
Boy gets Girl
I was on the set of this one. I was the Corndog’s Best Boy.



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I run a small publishing company and am presently seeking the funniest, coolest and most marketable ideas to sell in places like Urban Outfitters, Papyrus, college bookstores and independent bookstores in the Humor Sections. Contact me through this blog or better at www.bestbathroombooks.com. There are some talented people out there writing good, funny, conceptual books and blogging some funny stuff. I wish I had time to read more and write more. I have a day gig and do a lot of other things, but blogging helps me stay connected to my laptop and ensures sterility (due to EMF on my testicles) which is great because I've had enough kids. Les
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11 Responses to Junk Food Homoeroticism

  1. John Erickson says:

    But does no one care about the poor corn dog? Oh the corn-doggity!

  2. Actually, he gets his head bitten off at the end. That’s the happy ending.

  3. rantonit says:

    Hahahah 😀 damn good stuff.

  4. ..and when you think of how many hands it went through, you gotta love capitalism.

  5. speaker7 says:

    That was extremely disturbing porn. That was porn, right?

  6. afrankangle says:

    Finally … the real explanation of the meaning of the commercial. And given the week, something to be thankful for.

  7. It’s just so subtle.

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