Monthly Archives: May 2012

How Racist is this?

Good news:  President Obama brings lots of people together in America Bad news:  Lots of them are racists We like to think we’re a colorblind society.  The people who claim to be colorblind are always white, and typically blame people … Continue reading

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Your Legacy

Here’s what happens: Your sperm, the fastest swimmer in the bunch, finds your egg. And now, lo and behold, you’re reading this.  You won the lottery.  You did.  You start piling up all the stuff that makes you you.  You … Continue reading

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Modicum Scroticum-Getting an Angle on your Writing

The ability to write something is not that difficult for most of us.  If you read this blog at all, you know that the distinguishing factor is whether what you write is any good.  For those of us who attempt … Continue reading

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Demotivational Posters for Bloggers! from Bestbathroombooks

As most of you know, besides my incredibly successful blog bestbathroombooks, I work for WordPress.  They hire me from time to time to show other bloggers that writing a blog is easy, fun and not a complete waste of their … Continue reading

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Foto Friday-Butts, Bellies and a Beautiful Bay

Yep, I work for a living.  I had four calls in San Francisco at the International Terminal yesterday.  I started off at SFO (logistical nightmare) and got the guys unloaded and working.  Terrazzo restoration this time if you care. Next … Continue reading

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Hey Vagina!

I spoke with my female editors and we came up with this title.  We considered:  Hey, Vagina! but decided to leave the comma out.  We had a long argument about whether or not to keep the comma.  We thought the … Continue reading

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BBQ Sauce or Blood?

I just recorded this at NPR studios in SF on Friday.  It’s an example of two styles of writing.  I wrote a blogpost entitled “Hey Crazy Gun Nut Dude!” on this blog in bestbathroombooks style.  Then I wrote this piece … Continue reading

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