Monthly Archives: September 2011

Why Getting Clocked is Cool

There’s something about getting punched in the face that really wakes you up—even if you get knocked out or down.  There is no RedBull-Heart-Palpitating drink that even comes close to a fist smashing into your face.  But the best part … Continue reading

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Men Are Bastards

I’ve always wanted to shoot fish in a barrel.  I mean literally shoot fish in a barrel.  Would the fish dodge the bullet?  Would the barrel spring holes and splinter?  Would the bullet ricochet and hit me in the head … Continue reading

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Sin City and Spinning

Jay calls. “Wanna go to Vegas?” “I’d rather read twenty back-to-back Mommy Blogs about how fruit juice has a lot of sugar in it,” I answer, then reconsider and pack my bags. Before I continue, let me list below all … Continue reading

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Supermodel on a Toilet

Here we go again.  She’s still beautiful, and she’s still on a toilet.  But the headline is now shorter, changed from Beautiful Woman on a Toilet.  (I plan to subtract one word per month until it just says Girl Toilet) … Continue reading

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Bumper Stickers I Hate

I just saw this yesterday in the window of the car in front of me.  I was stuck in traffic because someone in a red car decided that it would be fun to try to pass an eighteen-wheeler on the left … Continue reading

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Glory Holes and Dog Collars

I drive around a lot.  I mean like a thousand miles a week.  Besides the usual nostril infatuation, self-pleasuring and people texting right before they run into concrete buttresses, I see some pretty amazing signage. I thought I’d share two … Continue reading

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Driving with Grandma and Porn

Sincerely, People.  I don’t  choose these topics, they choose me.  I’d much prefer to soak in a Calgon bath and listen to a string quartet. And then a Cadillac Escalade drives by. So I’m driving with the family after a … Continue reading

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