Junk food and sex are a perfect combination. I nominate this commercial as the Best Junk Food/Overt Sexual Commerical of all Time.
As we all know, the best story is a love story. Here’s one that follows the simple Shakespearean formula:
Boy meets Girl Boy loses Girl to Corndog
Boy gets Girl
I was on the set of this one. I was the Corndog’s Best Boy.
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But does no one care about the poor corn dog? Oh the corn-doggity!
Actually, he gets his head bitten off at the end. That’s the happy ending.
Les
Hahahah 😀 damn good stuff.
Why change your eating habits when you can just take a pill that stops the corndog from sodomizing you?
Les
Amen.
So wrong…..
..and when you think of how many hands it went through, you gotta love capitalism.
Les
That was extremely disturbing porn. That was porn, right?
Yes, nationally broadcast porn. For children and adults. In America. That can’t look at breast feeding.
Les
Finally … the real explanation of the meaning of the commercial. And given the week, something to be thankful for.
It’s just so subtle.
Les