Dress Codes and Marketing Genius

I saw this sign today at a Country Club while I was doing an estimate.  I go to Country Clubs all the time, but only as a guest.  Someone obviously put a lot of time into making this sign, but I think I could have saved them time and money.  Check it out:

Dress Code:

No Black People

Speaking of color, I saw this one while I was on the road:

 

I think this is the coolest shade of yellow.  I love it when the marketing people do their jobs so well.  It’s like they’re hitting a home run every time.

I was also driving behind a truck that was carrying pizza.  The truck was a fantastic example of marketing genius.  Here’s the truck:

I thought how awesome it is that the pizza company is called Tombstone Pizza.  I decided to come up with a few of my own marketing ideas.  Here is a partial list of the many that run through my head on a daily basis:

Failure Marketing (this is a great name for the marketing company that names trucks).

Bunion Footwear

Cirrhosis Vodka

Wheelchair Motorcycles

Sodomy Bank

These are just some of the many great names I’ve come up with for companies that I think will be ultra-successful, kind of like Tombstone Pizza and Yellow Trucking.

 If I haven’t mentioned this before, I think capitalism brings out the genius in everyone.  Now I’m going to go take some Overdose Sleeping Pills and will talk to you later.

 

Les

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