I saw this sign today at a Country Club while I was doing an estimate. I go to Country Clubs all the time, but only as a guest. Someone obviously put a lot of time into making this sign, but I think I could have saved them time and money. Check it out:
No Black People
Speaking of color, I saw this one while I was on the road:
I think this is the coolest shade of yellow. I love it when the marketing people do their jobs so well. It’s like they’re hitting a home run every time.
I was also driving behind a truck that was carrying pizza. The truck was a fantastic example of marketing genius. Here’s the truck:
I thought how awesome it is that the pizza company is called Tombstone Pizza. I decided to come up with a few of my own marketing ideas. Here is a partial list of the many that run through my head on a daily basis:
Failure Marketing (this is a great name for the marketing company that names trucks).
These are just some of the many great names I’ve come up with for companies that I think will be ultra-successful, kind of like Tombstone Pizza and Yellow Trucking.
If I haven’t mentioned this before, I think capitalism brings out the genius in everyone. Now I’m going to go take some Overdose Sleeping Pills and will talk to you later.