I saw this today as I was leaving the Labrynthine Bowels of a Condo Complex. One of my goals in life is to write signs like this. I decided to write a few of my own, just to try out my Mad Sign Writing Skills.
Notice to Criminals:
This area is under camera surveillance. We are only filming you in case you do something funny. We mean youtube funny.
We have installed security cameras on premises. Okay, maybe “Security Cameras” is a misnomer. How about “Useless Boxes with Lenses”?
These aren’t even cameras. We spray painted a shoebox black and glued a silver bottlecap on the end of it.
We want you to feel at home, so we installed cameras that will look away while you’re being assaulted, just like your neighbors.
Yeah, we don’t even really have any cameras or anything. Have a nice day.
She was wearing a tee-shirt for modesty. She had nipples which stuck through the tee-shirt. I have a problem with mannequins in general. My wife asked me if there was a male mannequin that could be her mannequin boyfriend. I went looking on the internet (you should try it sometime) and found this:
Is it too early into this blog to say we’re all going to hell?
Okay, I’m just kidding. Mankind is totally headed in the right direction.
Am I the only one creeped out by mannequins?