Monthly Archives: October 2011

Versatile Booger Award

Posted on October 31, 2011 by bestbathroombooks

I have been nominated for the Versatile Blogging Award by sexuallifeofawife http://sexuallifeofawife.wordpress.com/.  This wonderful woman from the UK found my site probably because I had the word “sex” in one of my provocative titles, and thus, I have won her eyeballs forever (which I truly … Continue reading →

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Inaccurate Idioms and Pet Peeves

Posted on October 28, 2011 by bestbathroombooks

People say funny things.  Some of us demand accuracy in language, and some of us can let things go.  I guess I’m in the former category, though I don’t want to be Mr. Cranky about it.  I’ve read articles about … Continue reading →

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Judging Simon Cowell (‘s Man Boobs)

Posted on October 26, 2011 by bestbathroombooks

What happens to people when they put on a Black Robe? All of a sudden they’re a pilot or a bartender or Dr. Laura. I’ve had a problem with judges ever since I had to go to court for a … Continue reading →

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Photos of Couples in Crisis

Posted on October 24, 2011 by bestbathroombooks

  If you haven’t noticed already, I love the American Marketing Machine.  I find it endlessly fascinating that there is a focus group out there calculating how to get inside our heads and make us want what they have.  Below … Continue reading →

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Ten Questions for Prospective Porn Stars

Posted on October 21, 2011 by bestbathroombooks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuCsA-cbGwwMy father says “There are givers and takers in this world” and he isn’t talking about Porn Stars, although, curiously, this axiom does apply to this subject like KY Jelly to a Flashlight (well, it’s not really a flashlight, but this … Continue reading →

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Dress Codes and Marketing Genius

Posted on October 20, 2011 by bestbathroombooks

I saw this sign today at a Country Club while I was doing an estimate.  I go to Country Clubs all the time, but only as a guest.  Someone obviously put a lot of time into making this sign, but I think … Continue reading →

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Well-Endowed Mannequins and Security Cameras

Posted on October 17, 2011 by bestbathroombooks

Um, Okay. I saw this today as I was leaving the Labrynthine Bowels of a Condo Complex.  One of my goals in life is to write signs like this.  I decided to write a few of my own, just to … Continue reading →

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Endless Celebrity Sex

Posted on October 14, 2011 by bestbathroombooks

They are Totally Still Doing it I heard this today on the radio, these three words in the midst of a morning  talkshow conversation about nothing.  Endless Celebrity Sex.  I knew immediately these three words would be Search Engine Gold.   … Continue reading →

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Can a Straight Man Tell if another Man is Hot?

Posted on October 12, 2011 by bestbathroombooks

I hire.  I fire.  It’s part of my job.  I manage men who are working in homes.  So when the women in the front office told me that “Andre” was good-looking, I was prepared.  I got up in the morning … Continue reading →

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A Brief Guide to Human Sexual Response

Posted on October 10, 2011 by bestbathroombooks

Ladies and Gents,  I hope this helps. Les http://www.bestbathroombooks.com http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWj2pJzIqsc

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