Monthly Archives: October 2011

Versatile Booger Award

I have been nominated for the Versatile Blogging Award by sexuallifeofawife http://sexuallifeofawife.wordpress.com/.  This wonderful woman from the UK found my site probably because I had the word “sex” in one of my provocative titles, and thus, I have won her eyeballs forever (which I truly … Continue reading

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Inaccurate Idioms and Pet Peeves

People say funny things.  Some of us demand accuracy in language, and some of us can let things go.  I guess I’m in the former category, though I don’t want to be Mr. Cranky about it.  I’ve read articles about … Continue reading

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Judging Simon Cowell (‘s Man Boobs)

What happens to people when they put on a Black Robe? All of a sudden they’re a pilot or a bartender or Dr. Laura. I’ve had a problem with judges ever since I had to go to court for a … Continue reading

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Photos of Couples in Crisis

  If you haven’t noticed already, I love the American Marketing Machine.  I find it endlessly fascinating that there is a focus group out there calculating how to get inside our heads and make us want what they have.  Below … Continue reading

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Ten Questions for Prospective Porn Stars

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuCsA-cbGwwMy father says “There are givers and takers in this world” and he isn’t talking about Porn Stars, although, curiously, this axiom does apply to this subject like KY Jelly to a Flashlight (well, it’s not really a flashlight, but this … Continue reading

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Dress Codes and Marketing Genius

I saw this sign today at a Country Club while I was doing an estimate.  I go to Country Clubs all the time, but only as a guest.  Someone obviously put a lot of time into making this sign, but I think … Continue reading

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Well-Endowed Mannequins and Security Cameras

Um, Okay. I saw this today as I was leaving the Labrynthine Bowels of a Condo Complex.  One of my goals in life is to write signs like this.  I decided to write a few of my own, just to … Continue reading

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