- Solving the Gun Control Problem in Five Easy Steps
- The End of Real Things and the Beginning of Fake Stuff!
- Genital Gymnastics
- Can you be Too Good-Looking?
- How Racist is this?
- Your Legacy
- Modicum Scroticum-Getting an Angle on your Writing
- Demotivational Posters for Bloggers! from Bestbathroombooks
- Foto Friday-Butts, Bellies and a Beautiful Bay
- Hey Vagina!
- BBQ Sauce or Blood?
- Don’t Let your Sun Go Down on Me
- GB Gents Get Jiggy
- The Anal Post
- You are a Weirdo
- And I’m like Um… Featuring GB Gents
- GB Gents-Sapphire Girl inspired by Barcelona, G n Ts and, well, Sex
- Big Asses and Aftershave
- How to Have Amazing Sex Every Day
- Hey Crazy Gun Nut Dude!
- Fake Smiles
- Let’s Give Hitler a Break
- Foto Friday in Fifteen Seconds and GB Gents!
- Female Orgasm-Bring a Flashlight
- I go into the house
- The Best Blogging Advice Ever! Blogging Tips!
- 1/2 of Us Hate Your Blog
- Who Died and made you Penis?
- Is a Full Time Gangsta for Real?
- Bad Breath? Yeah, You Have It
- Rush Limbaugh is So Cool!
- Beauty is a Beast
- Vajazzle? Let’s Penazzle!
- Hell Yes, H.E. Ellis! The Book Review and Interview by bestbathroombooks.com
- White People Problems and More Monkeys
- Mental Masturbation Vs. Money
- Hand Jobs to Americans
- You Look Just Like Me
- Glitter E. Yaynus Award Winner!
- Fast Foto Friday
- Nudity Rules
- Foto Friday-Proof of Aliens!
- Blog Fog-The Urban Dictionary is Wrong
- I May Be Dating Myself
- Foto Friday- Signs of Intelligence
- The Value of Trying
- Politicians or Porn Stars: Who’s more Insane?
- Laughing in Technicolor
- Stoner Dude Book Review
- Touching Junk on Foto Friday
- ‘Roid Rage (The Other Kind)
- Ten Super Logical Holiday Observations
- Orgasms for Everyone!
- Tinkerbell Syndrome Survivors
- Words Suck! (A Writing Exercise)
- Sex for Money (Photos)
- Things We Stick Up There
- When Sublime Was
- Is Heidi Montag the Sharpest Tool?
- The Sourest Taboo
- Exactly Two Minutes
- Thanks for Facials and Long Snappers
- Newt Gingrich Master(de)bator
- Junk Food Homoeroticism
- Double Uranus Hump Day Pepperoni
- You’re Not Whole without your Holes
- Man Feels Like a Woman
- Are Rich People Evil?
- Irony and Women’s Panties
- Occupy Wall Street Vs. The Tea Party Pie Charts!
- Versatile Booger Award
- Inaccurate Idioms and Pet Peeves
- Judging Simon Cowell (‘s Man Boobs)
- Photos of Couples in Crisis
- Ten Questions for Prospective Porn Stars
- Dress Codes and Marketing Genius
Monthly Archives: October 2011
I have been nominated for the Versatile Blogging Award by sexuallifeofawife http://sexuallifeofawife.wordpress.com/. This wonderful woman from the UK found my site probably because I had the word “sex” in one of my provocative titles, and thus, I have won her eyeballs forever (which I truly … Continue reading
People say funny things. Some of us demand accuracy in language, and some of us can let things go. I guess I’m in the former category, though I don’t want to be Mr. Cranky about it. I’ve read articles about … Continue reading
What happens to people when they put on a Black Robe? All of a sudden they’re a pilot or a bartender or Dr. Laura. I’ve had a problem with judges ever since I had to go to court for a … Continue reading
If you haven’t noticed already, I love the American Marketing Machine. I find it endlessly fascinating that there is a focus group out there calculating how to get inside our heads and make us want what they have. Below … Continue reading
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuCsA-cbGwwMy father says “There are givers and takers in this world” and he isn’t talking about Porn Stars, although, curiously, this axiom does apply to this subject like KY Jelly to a Flashlight (well, it’s not really a flashlight, but this … Continue reading
I saw this sign today at a Country Club while I was doing an estimate. I go to Country Clubs all the time, but only as a guest. Someone obviously put a lot of time into making this sign, but I think … Continue reading
Um, Okay. I saw this today as I was leaving the Labrynthine Bowels of a Condo Complex. One of my goals in life is to write signs like this. I decided to write a few of my own, just to … Continue reading
They are Totally Still Doing it I heard this today on the radio, these three words in the midst of a morning talkshow conversation about nothing. Endless Celebrity Sex. I knew immediately these three words would be Search Engine Gold. … Continue reading
I hire. I fire. It’s part of my job. I manage men who are working in homes. So when the women in the front office told me that “Andre” was good-looking, I was prepared. I got up in the morning … Continue reading