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Genital Gymnastics

I think it’s safe to say that the typical thirteen-year-old American has seen more genitalia than a Bangkok bidet.  America, Land of the Free Internet, produces more porn, both professional and amateur, than any other country in the world. Yes, … Continue reading

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Demotivational Posters for Bloggers! from Bestbathroombooks

As most of you know, besides my incredibly successful blog bestbathroombooks, I work for WordPress.  They hire me from time to time to show other bloggers that writing a blog is easy, fun and not a complete waste of their … Continue reading

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Don’t Let your Sun Go Down on Me

I looked outside today.  It was a writer’s worst nightmare. It was a beautiful day.  The sun was shining.  Birds were chirping.  Bees were buzzing around and not stinging my penis (I often write naked). When I first started this … Continue reading

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You are a Weirdo

If you’re reading this, you’re a weirdo.  I’ve given you plenty of chances, but you keep being weird.  I don’t mean a complete weirdo.   But you are.  You’re like a big fat hairy guy trying to fit into a photo … Continue reading

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And I’m like Um… Featuring GB Gents

The lady is like “You can never be too rich or too thin.”And I’m like   And now, an Original Music Video from the Author!

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The Best Blogging Advice Ever! Blogging Tips!

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Is a Full Time Gangsta for Real?

One big leap of faith everybody takes reading this blog is that I actually exist.   It is presumed the things I say here are somehow based on truth (at least a little bit).  I’ve only presented to you the set … Continue reading

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Hell Yes, H.E. Ellis! The Book Review and Interview by bestbathroombooks.com

(In a departure from my usual hijinks, I opted to act like a grown up and review/interview blogger and writer H.E. Ellis) H.E. Ellis’ Gods of Asphalt: Book One begins like a David Lynch film—or maybe it’s Quentin Tarantino—splattered in blood with … Continue reading

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White People Problems and More Monkeys

Please don’t be offended, but with the deaths of  journalist Marie Colvin and photographer Remi Ochlik in Syria, I think it’s safe to say it once again: It’s time to laugh at ourselves. Come on you guys!  I see you … Continue reading

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Blog Fog-The Urban Dictionary is Wrong

Sorry Urban Dictionary, but you’re cray.  You may be all urban (and maybe that’s your problem) but you have incorrectly defined Blog Fog as: the pollution and obfuscation of news and debate to the point of public confusion or apathy … Continue reading

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