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Can you be Too Good-Looking?
I wish this was my problem but it’s not. It’s someone I know. He actually asked me to do this blogpost, to write something about him because he reads my blog faithfully on the train as he commutes to SF … Continue reading
Posted in Not to Laugh at
Tagged dating, multiple partners, sex, super handsome, too handsome
24 Comments
Your Legacy
Here’s what happens: Your sperm, the fastest swimmer in the bunch, finds your egg. And now, lo and behold, you’re reading this. You won the lottery. You did. You start piling up all the stuff that makes you you. You … Continue reading
Posted in Kinda Funny
Tagged afterlife, cute girl with dog, funny, future, happy, humor, Jason Bloch, legacy, meaning of life, ninety fifth blog, pixels, san francisco, sex, sexy, social media, Sophie Bloch-Rollins
18 Comments
Don’t Let your Sun Go Down on Me
I looked outside today. It was a writer’s worst nightmare. It was a beautiful day. The sun was shining. Birds were chirping. Bees were buzzing around and not stinging my penis (I often write naked). When I first started this … Continue reading
Posted in humor, Kinda Funny
Tagged blogging, humor, Reaching goals, sex, WordPress, Writing
15 Comments
How to Have Amazing Sex Every Day
People often come up to me on the street and say, “Wow! You’re amazing! What’s your secret?” Well, I’m going to tell you. It’s really simpler than you think. I have Amazing Sex Every Day! Just heed these ten simple … Continue reading
Posted in humor, Pretty funny
Tagged daily sex, happiness, humor, internet, motivaional, powerpoint, sex
39 Comments
Female Orgasm-Bring a Flashlight
Hey Guys. Yeah, I’m talking to you. I can do this because I’m not a woman, so I can’t be accused of cutting off your testicles. Remember out on the schoolyard, there was that kid who was always bragging about how … Continue reading
Posted in humor, Kinda Funny
Tagged bad in bed, female orgasm, funny, humor, sex, sexuality, women
16 Comments
Is a Full Time Gangsta for Real?
One big leap of faith everybody takes reading this blog is that I actually exist. It is presumed the things I say here are somehow based on truth (at least a little bit). I’ve only presented to you the set … Continue reading
Posted in Kinda Funny, Not to Laugh at
Tagged blogging, drama, gangsta, misrepresentation, sex, Writing
28 Comments
I May Be Dating Myself
To truly start a conversation about masturbation, you have to start with God. In the Old Testament (it’s on Kindle people), God pens the story of Onan, who pulls out of his sister-in-law early and “spills his seed”. I put … Continue reading
Posted in Kinda Funny, Pretty funny
Tagged bible, Black Swan, books, funny, God, humor, masturbation, Movies, Naomi Watts, sex
14 Comments
Politicians or Porn Stars: Who’s more Insane?
There’s nothing more fun than trying to figure out who’s more insane: Politicians or Porn Stars. These two sets of freaks have always been linked by their first two letters—P and O–and a pun about fu*king and getting fu*ked. … Continue reading
Posted in Kinda Funny
Tagged funny, humor, insane, insanity, politicians, porn stars, psychology, sex, sexyy
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Orgasms for Everyone!
When we were kids, we learned about nouns. Nouns are things. An orgasm is a thing that insurance companies like to call an intangible. It’s nothing you can put in a cardboard box, but it’s important, like having the peace … Continue reading