Tag Archives: sex

Can you be Too Good-Looking?

I wish this was my problem but it’s not.  It’s someone I know.  He actually asked me to do this blogpost, to write something about him because he reads my blog faithfully on the train as he commutes to SF … Continue reading

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Your Legacy

Here’s what happens: Your sperm, the fastest swimmer in the bunch, finds your egg. And now, lo and behold, you’re reading this.  You won the lottery.  You did.  You start piling up all the stuff that makes you you.  You … Continue reading

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Don’t Let your Sun Go Down on Me

I looked outside today.  It was a writer’s worst nightmare. It was a beautiful day.  The sun was shining.  Birds were chirping.  Bees were buzzing around and not stinging my penis (I often write naked). When I first started this … Continue reading

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How to Have Amazing Sex Every Day

People often come up to me on the street and say, “Wow!  You’re amazing! What’s your secret?” Well, I’m going to tell you.  It’s really simpler than you think.  I have Amazing Sex Every Day!  Just heed these ten simple … Continue reading

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Female Orgasm-Bring a Flashlight

Hey Guys.  Yeah, I’m talking to you.  I can do this because I’m not a woman, so I can’t be accused of cutting off your testicles.  Remember out on the schoolyard, there was that kid who was always bragging about how … Continue reading

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Is a Full Time Gangsta for Real?

One big leap of faith everybody takes reading this blog is that I actually exist.   It is presumed the things I say here are somehow based on truth (at least a little bit).  I’ve only presented to you the set … Continue reading

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Vajazzle? Let’s Penazzle!

Adamsdaughter recently wrote a great blog about Vajazzling.   Now Penazzling, the male form of Vajazzling, is taking America by storm.  For those of you who are living under a rock (or not living in NY or LA) here are the four basic … Continue reading

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I May Be Dating Myself

To truly start a conversation about masturbation, you have to start with God.  In the Old Testament (it’s on Kindle people), God pens the story of Onan, who pulls out of his sister-in-law early and “spills his seed”.  I put … Continue reading

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Politicians or Porn Stars: Who’s more Insane?

  There’s nothing more fun than trying to figure out who’s more insane: Politicians or Porn Stars.  These two sets of freaks have always been linked by their first two letters—P and O–and a pun about fu*king and getting fu*ked.  … Continue reading

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Orgasms for Everyone!

When we were kids, we learned about nouns.  Nouns are things.  An orgasm is a thing that insurance companies like to call an intangible.  It’s nothing you can put in a cardboard box, but it’s important, like having the peace … Continue reading

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