Tag Archives: Writing

Modicum Scroticum-Getting an Angle on your Writing

The ability to write something is not that difficult for most of us.  If you read this blog at all, you know that the distinguishing factor is whether what you write is any good.  For those of us who attempt … Continue reading

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BBQ Sauce or Blood?

I just recorded this at NPR studios in SF on Friday.  It’s an example of two styles of writing.  I wrote a blogpost entitled “Hey Crazy Gun Nut Dude!” on this blog in bestbathroombooks style.  Then I wrote this piece … Continue reading

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Don’t Let your Sun Go Down on Me

I looked outside today.  It was a writer’s worst nightmare. It was a beautiful day.  The sun was shining.  Birds were chirping.  Bees were buzzing around and not stinging my penis (I often write naked). When I first started this … Continue reading

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The Anal Post

  As everyone knows, having a blog supported by WordPress requires that you write at least one post with the word “anal” in it.  This is because WordPress, the company that supports all of our blogs, fills their executive chairs … Continue reading

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You are a Weirdo

If you’re reading this, you’re a weirdo.  I’ve given you plenty of chances, but you keep being weird.  I don’t mean a complete weirdo.   But you are.  You’re like a big fat hairy guy trying to fit into a photo … Continue reading

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I’m like Um…

The lady is like “You can never be too rich or too thin.”And I’m likewww.bestbathroombooks.com

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Big Asses and Aftershave

I was in love with a girl in junior high school.  Her name was Tracy.  Brunette cowgirl with breasts too big for thirteen.  I put on aftershave for the farewell dance.  Crimson and Clover started playing, the last slow song … Continue reading

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