Monthly Archives: April 2012

And I’m like Um… Featuring GB Gents

The lady is like “You can never be too rich or too thin.”And I’m like   And now, an Original Music Video from the Author! Advertisements

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GB Gents-Sapphire Girl inspired by Barcelona, G n Ts and, well, Sex

 

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Big Asses and Aftershave

I was in love with a girl in junior high school.  Her name was Tracy.  Brunette cowgirl with breasts too big for thirteen.  I put on aftershave for the farewell dance.  Crimson and Clover started playing, the last slow song … Continue reading

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How to Have Amazing Sex Every Day

People often come up to me on the street and say, “Wow!  You’re amazing! What’s your secret?” Well, I’m going to tell you.  It’s really simpler than you think.  I have Amazing Sex Every Day!  Just heed these ten simple … Continue reading

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Hey Crazy Gun Nut Dude!

I live in the Bay Area.  We just had a mass killing here in Oakland a few miles from where I work, so I thought I would address the gun issue. We have a sh*tload of guns in America.  I … Continue reading

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Fake Smiles

Yeah, this is about fake smiles. Fake smiles weren’t always a problem.  Before cameras, the only time we had to fake smile was when the King or Lord or abusive parent came around and told us how great our bowl … Continue reading

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Let’s Give Hitler a Break

I saw Hitler again today.  Not the Hitler, but a Hitler.  I guess I’m a little sensitive about this, and I’m not sure why.  I think it has something to do with the fact that my father was captured by … Continue reading

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