Okay, this is funny. I just noticed people might be looking at this page. I just clicked on it myself for the first time. How embarassing.
I live in the SF Bay Area with my wife, who actually is a supermodel (in my mind anyway). If you haven’t been here, the Bay is the best place in the world. I have two kids who did not grow up to be criminals or kill anyone (I’m pretty proud of this).
I have a partner Joe (which makes me sound gay, but this is business) and we have a website www.bestbathroombooks.com and a bathroom book which will sell hundreds of thousands of copies if my calculations are correct.
NOTE REGARDING MY CALCULATIONS:
I sometimes run out of gas because I think the needle isn’t really that far to the left of “E”.
I am currently (always) looking for others who would like to publish a book of funny stuff. As a small publisher, we can offer the best royalties in the industry.
Everything I write is to reach into your soul, touch you (but not inappropriately of course) and make you laugh. This is my sole purpose. I love laughing. And it is a great laxitive.
So now you know.