Monthly Archives: February 2012

Vajazzle? Let’s Penazzle!

Posted on February 27, 2012 by bestbathroombooks

Adamsdaughter recently wrote a great blog about Vajazzling.   Now Penazzling, the male form of Vajazzling, is taking America by storm.  For those of you who are living under a rock (or not living in NY or LA) here are the four basic … Continue reading →

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Hell Yes, H.E. Ellis! The Book Review and Interview by bestbathroombooks.com

Posted on February 25, 2012 by bestbathroombooks

(In a departure from my usual hijinks, I opted to act like a grown up and review/interview blogger and writer H.E. Ellis) H.E. Ellis’ Gods of Asphalt: Book One begins like a David Lynch film—or maybe it’s Quentin Tarantino—splattered in blood with … Continue reading →

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White People Problems and More Monkeys

Posted on February 22, 2012 by bestbathroombooks

Please don’t be offended, but with the deaths of  journalist Marie Colvin and photographer Remi Ochlik in Syria, I think it’s safe to say it once again: It’s time to laugh at ourselves. Come on you guys!  I see you … Continue reading →

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Mental Masturbation Vs. Money

Posted on February 20, 2012 by bestbathroombooks

We blogging writers know one thing more than any other:  What we are doing doesn’t matter for shit.  It is with this comfortable lack of responsibility that we write our hearts out about whatever interests us at this very second—and … Continue reading →

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Hand Jobs to Americans

Posted on February 14, 2012 by bestbathroombooks

  I’m no economic genius, but I think I have a solution to the problem of unemployment in America.  It has a lot to do with Baby Boomers handing over their jobs to the unemployed and less fortunate.  If they … Continue reading →

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You Look Just Like Me

Posted on February 10, 2012 by bestbathroombooks

This is me.  My wife took this picture for an NPR Perspectives I recorded in San Francisco.  I used to look better than this. Less wrinkly. But I look kind of familiar, don’t I?  That’s because I look kind of like a bunch of people.  I … Continue reading →

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Glitter E. Yaynus Award Winner!

Posted on February 6, 2012 by bestbathroombooks

I can’t believe it!  I just won the Glitter E. Yaynus Award!  Bill from gofu*kyourself nominated me and I’m just thrilled! If you’re not familiar with this award, it’s an award (according to Bill) given to people who have, through their … Continue reading →

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Fast Foto Friday

Posted on February 3, 2012 by bestbathroombooks

This is a quick post, mostly to stay consistent and mispell “Foto”.  Here are three pics I took this week–which just happen to illustrate the important lessons of life. If you choose an alarm company, make sure they guarantee the burglars … Continue reading →

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