Tag Archives: politics

Hey Vagina!

I spoke with my female editors and we came up with this title.  We considered:  Hey, Vagina! but decided to leave the comma out.  We had a long argument about whether or not to keep the comma.  We thought the … Continue reading

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Let’s Give Hitler a Break

I saw Hitler again today.  Not the Hitler, but a Hitler.  I guess I’m a little sensitive about this, and I’m not sure why.  I think it has something to do with the fact that my father was captured by … Continue reading

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1/2 of Us Hate Your Blog

Don’t take it personally, but you’re not that popular.  Well, you are, but only with the people who think like you.  And that’s about half of them.  Since half the people reading this are already saying “I hate this guy” … Continue reading

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Beauty is a Beast

When a supermodel walks into the propeller of a plane, we get upset, horrified—but mostly we wonder what the propeller did to her face.  We don’t care if an ugly person walks into a propeller.  Ugly people walk into propellers all the … Continue reading

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Sex for Money (Photos)

You know how you’re looking on youtube and you see a picture of boobs so you click on the pic and it has nothing to do with the picture? (Women, please replace “boobs” with “Target Gift Certificate”) Well, this isn’t … Continue reading

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Newt Gingrich Master(de)bator

I’ve been pretty excited lately to see Newt Gingrich once again on the World Stage.  I like Newt Gingrich like a hungry bear likes lost kids eating donuts.  The reason I like Newt Gingrich so much is because he is … Continue reading

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Are Rich People Evil?

This question, in one form of another, is one that I’ve used at dinner parties in the last year or so–I’m a great guest because I bring hors de oeuvres, I listen to others and I often do the dishes … Continue reading

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