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Genital Gymnastics

I think it’s safe to say that the typical thirteen-year-old American has seen more genitalia than a Bangkok bidet.  America, Land of the Free Internet, produces more porn, both professional and amateur, than any other country in the world. Yes, … Continue reading

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Your Legacy

Here’s what happens: Your sperm, the fastest swimmer in the bunch, finds your egg. And now, lo and behold, you’re reading this.  You won the lottery.  You did.  You start piling up all the stuff that makes you you.  You … Continue reading

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