Author Archives: bestbathroombooks

About bestbathroombooks

I run a small publishing company and am presently seeking the funniest, coolest and most marketable ideas to sell in places like Urban Outfitters, Papyrus, college bookstores and independent bookstores in the Humor Sections. Contact me through this blog or better at www.bestbathroombooks.com. There are some talented people out there writing good, funny, conceptual books and blogging some funny stuff. I wish I had time to read more and write more. I have a day gig and do a lot of other things, but blogging helps me stay connected to my laptop and ensures sterility (due to EMF on my testicles) which is great because I've had enough kids. Les

Demotivational Posters for Bloggers! from Bestbathroombooks

As most of you know, besides my incredibly successful blog bestbathroombooks, I work for WordPress.  They hire me from time to time to show other bloggers that writing a blog is easy, fun and not a complete waste of their … Continue reading

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Foto Friday-Butts, Bellies and a Beautiful Bay

Yep, I work for a living.  I had four calls in San Francisco at the International Terminal yesterday.  I started off at SFO (logistical nightmare) and got the guys unloaded and working.  Terrazzo restoration this time if you care. Next … Continue reading

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Hey Vagina!

I spoke with my female editors and we came up with this title.  We considered:  Hey, Vagina! but decided to leave the comma out.  We had a long argument about whether or not to keep the comma.  We thought the … Continue reading

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BBQ Sauce or Blood?

I just recorded this at NPR studios in SF on Friday.  It’s an example of two styles of writing.  I wrote a blogpost entitled “Hey Crazy Gun Nut Dude!” on this blog in bestbathroombooks style.  Then I wrote this piece … Continue reading

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Don’t Let your Sun Go Down on Me

I looked outside today.  It was a writer’s worst nightmare. It was a beautiful day.  The sun was shining.  Birds were chirping.  Bees were buzzing around and not stinging my penis (I often write naked). When I first started this … Continue reading

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GB Gents Get Jiggy

Yeah, we recorded this video and we’re playing around the Bay Area like two bitches slapped around like the Whipping Posts we are.  Enjoy!  

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The Anal Post

As everyone knows, having a blog supported by WordPress requires that you write at least one post with the word “anal” in it.  This is because WordPress, the company that supports all of our blogs, fills their executive chairs with … Continue reading

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