As most of you know, besides my incredibly successful blog bestbathroombooks, I work for WordPress. They hire me from time to time to show other bloggers that writing a blog is easy, fun and not a complete waste of their lives. I think we can all agree I’ve done a spectacular job.
Well, actually, too good a job. The WordPress servers are overloaded with bloggers. WordPress executives are depressed. So they hired me again. This time they asked me to write a few demotivational posters, and, because the money is ridiculous (I’ve already retired six times off of this blog and WordPress fees), I said I would help.
There’s nothing that breaks my heart more than depressed multi-millionaires. So here are ten posters that will live on in cyber-space forever and help WordPress stay afloat. I hope they demotivate enough bloggers so that you—the important ones–can keep blogging forever.