Monthly Archives: September 2011

Viagra Actor Not Really Impotent

I was hoping the first major national exposure I would get after my years of acting would be on something like “Law and Order” wherein I could sit in a room with one light bulb while Mariska Hargitay stared me … Continue reading

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The Best Piece of Advice I Ever Gave my Kids

As a parent, many of us wonder if we’re doing the right thing.  As someone with two successful children, I thought I’d share my advice for those of you bringing up the little crumb snatchers.  A brief background about my … Continue reading

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What Men Really Think About Women

This is a great title I stole from Cosmopolitan.  They’ve had a version of this on every one of their covers since (insert date of first issue). Hold onto your seats, Women.  We’re going to climb into the “pulling our … Continue reading

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Woman Loses Finger on Freeway-Physics 101

Blessed with amazing DNA, I am not compelled to start the digital mining of my nostrils at 55mph.  However, this rampant phenomenon needs to be explained.  Therefore, for the betterment of all society, I will give you a free physics … Continue reading

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Pain+Time=Humor

Remember when Aunt Phyliss slipped on the stairs and broke her leg?  It was raining potato salad!  Man, you should have seen the look on her face when she was going down! Now that was funny. Aunt Phyliss was not … Continue reading

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Can Men and Women be “Just Friends”?

No.

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Beautiful Woman on a Toilet

Deep in the bowels (sorry, but bowels is appropriate here, alrighty?) of the corporate offices of Google, there is a machine that has algorithms.  I know this because I hear computer-types talking about them all the time.  They are very … Continue reading

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